☻What do monkeys like to do?
they like to hang out with their friends.
☻Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side.
☻What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef.
☻Why do zebras have stripes?
because the spots were all over.
☻Who pulled out this tree root?
me of course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
☻Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs?
because I used only one leg for the stock.
☻Why do dogs always stick their tongue out?
so they can balance they're tail.
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