school jokes

☻Why did the school kid bring a later to school?
because the school kid wanted to go to high school.

☻What did the book say to the pencil?
your looking sharp to day.

☻Why was the head teacher worried?
Because there were so many rulers in the school.

☻Do you like Dr Seuss?
I didn't know he made house calls.

☻My father gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank him.

☻Why are you holding your textbook up to the window?
You told me to open it up to the Middle East.

☻What is the difference between a teacher and a steam train? The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!