Monday, December 20, 2010

Halloween jokes

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? 
 It had no guts.


What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch. 



How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.



What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.



Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? 
 No, they eat the fingers separately.

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? 
 Because they don't have any body to go out with.

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? 
 Booberries.

What do zombies like to eat at a cook out? 
 Halloweenies.

What is a vampire's favourite sport? 
 casket-ball.




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