☻Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.
☻What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch.
☻How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.
☻What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
☻Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
☻Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with.
☻What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries.
☻What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies.
☻What is a vampire's favourite sport?
casket-ball.
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