Monday, December 20, 2010

Christmas jokes

☻what bird can right?
a pen-guin.

☻What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
 Santa Clues!

☻What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
 It's Christmas, Eve.


☻Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
 Because he like to hoe, hoe, hoe!

☻What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

☻What do snowmen wear on their heads?
ice caps.

☻How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad!

☻What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
 An Iceberger!

☻What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?


A. Grave-y

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